50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends
William Taylor
Updated on February 22, 2026
Everyone can use a good laugh now and then. Since texting is the most common form of communication for many people, why not work a few textable jokes into your repertoire? From classic one liners to contemporary puns, these 50 textable jokes translate well on the screen. And when you want to brighten someone's day in person, start with the 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up!
The third one ducks!
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Because 7 ate 9!
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It's impossible to put down!
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Nacho cheese!
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They make up everything!
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Because they are such fungis!
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To get to the barking lot!
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Because they can't see eye to eye!
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No, but April May!
ProvAlone!
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A bloodhound!
No, I got them all cut!
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A chili dog!
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It was afraid of the bark!
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Because they taste funny!
They'd crack each other up!
Tomato paste!
Because he drank it before it was cool!
He was out standing in his field!
Fish and ships!
Because they cantaloupe!
Ketchup!
Nothing, it just waved!
It's easier than walking!
Root beer!
Earth makes fun of other planets for having no life?!
Mer-maids!
Is such a rip-off!
Wraps!
Tooth-hurty!
Because they are full of themselves!
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It went back 4 seconds!
Spring time!
A belly button!
They already 8!
Put a little boogie in it!
There are ears everywhere!
His celery wasn't high enough!
But then it grew on me!
A barber!
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Because they tend to spill the beans!
A honeycomb!
In snowbanks!
They get to the root of every case!
Aware wolf!
A USB!
It was tense!
Because they couldn't find a date!
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